Celebrate The Imperfect Diet

Finally, a greeting card for the health conscious person who has a tendency to take their health plan too seriously, and knows it, and can laugh about it.

Greeting Card Description

• Inside greeting is blank
• Envelope included
• 4.25 x 5.5 inches (108 x 140 mm)
• Printed on 100% FSC recycled card stock
• Envelope is also 100% FSC recycled
• Made in Canada

Cartoon Caption

I had an unpleasant thought while drinking this not-entirely-organic smoothie.
And now I’ve permanently damaged my psyche.