I used to have this one particular pair of jeans,
they had a green tinge to them.
I loved them!
This was before they started putting elastic in jeans,
so I was restricted to the standing position.
It was hard,
but totally worth it,
cause I looked good!
I don't wear jeans anymore,
but I think I still look good.
It's a different kind of good,
a comfortable good.
(cartoon 168)